Welcome to Apocalypse Wow. I am Chris Bell and I will take you on a guided tour of fings wot are good, from now until we all die in a horrific fireball some time in 2012. I know this is going to happen BECAUSE I’VE SEEN THE FILM.
Apocalypse Wow!
Right, basically, the world is coming to an end okay? We all know this because we've all seen the thrilling disaster movie 2012 with John Cusack, Woody Harrelson and Dr Ferreira from Eastenders. We have about 2 years left until the world goes absolutely tits up and we all die. So until then, Apocalypse Wow will endeavour to keep y'all informed of all of the essential people, places, music, film and art that we think you should know about before you perish.
We'll be like the token mental street preacher that you get in apocalypse films, but with music and stuff.. 'the end is nigh - repent and check out the new Fuck Buttons album', stuff like that.
Apocalypse Wow is also a magazine, published in the islands of Jersey and Guernsey, in the UK. They'll totally get swamped when the tidal waves come...
